Hello everyone,

It is with great sadness that I have to announce that, for the time being, Blind Guy Comedy will be pausing all T-shirt and merchandise orders to the United States due to the ongoing trade disagreement between Canada and the U.S.

My T-shirts are only $37 Canadian. Unfortunately, under the current tariff situation, sending a single shirt to the United States could mean approximately another $37 in additional costs, plus shipping.

Between you and me, that just isn’t worth it—for you, the customer, or for me, the blind comedian trying to mail you a T-shirt.

For that reason, please do not place an order if you currently live in the United States. If an order is placed, I unfortunately won’t be able to ship it until the situation changes, and your order would have to wait until Canada and the United States reach an agreement that makes shipping affordable again.

I sincerely apologize to my American supporters. I truly appreciate that you want to support Blind Guy Comedy, and I hope this pause is temporary.

Thank you for your understanding and continued support.

J.R. Bjornson

Blind Guy Comedy

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Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirt $37.99 CAD

(I Quit Going To The Gym Because I Wasn’t Seeing The Results)

Buy The Gym t-shirt $37.99 CAD

Product Description. Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirt With Front facing logo and slogan that says, “I quit going to the gym because I wasn’t seeing the results. The #1 favourite joke of J.R. Bjornson and voted #1 by Red Deer’s Comedians. Always mentioned on stage at every show, because if you can’t make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? All BLINDGUYCOMEDY.COM T-shirts are pressed in house by J.R. Bjornson and CFO Sheena Bjornson. Sizes available Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large and 2XL

Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirt $37.99 CAD

(The world is a better place with Laughter)

Buy The World Is Better t-shirt 37.99

Product Description. Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirt featuring the slogan “The world is a better place with laughter” Each shirt is made to order and pressed in-house by J.R. and CFO Sheena Bjornson. This means your shirt is created fresh after purchase with care and attention to quality. Sizes available Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large and 2XL

Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirt $37.99 CAD

(I had a plan... Then I upgraded it by doing nothing)

Buy I Had a Plan t-shirt 37.99 CAD

Product Description. Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirt With Front facing slogan that says, “I had a plan... Then I upgraded it by doing nothing.” This shirt is for the strategic procrastinators, the over-thinkers and anyone who’s ever turned “I’ll do it later” into a lifestyle. All BLINDGUYCOMEDY.COM T-shirts are pressed in house by J.R. Bjornson and Sheena Bjornson. Sizes available Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large and 2XL

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