<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></title><description><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com</link><image><url>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/img/substack.png</url><title>J_R Bjornson</title><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 01:36:51 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.blindguycomedy.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[blindguycomedy@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[blindguycomedy@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[blindguycomedy@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[blindguycomedy@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Blind Guy Comedy Presents Open Mic Comedy Night at Beats & Bourbon Country Saloon in Springbrook Alberta Saturday Sept. 5 at 8:30PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bringing Central Alberta comedians together for a new open mic night at Beats & Bourbon, where experienced and first-time comics can take the stage.]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/blind-guy-comedy-presents-open-mic</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/blind-guy-comedy-presents-open-mic</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2026 23:58:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/f1e2653c-329f-4b32-815f-9ac7b70aa11a_734x399.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so happy to announce that Blind Guy Comedy is bringing local Central Alberta stand-up comedy to Beats &amp; Bourbon Country Saloon in Springbrook!</p><p>As a blind stand-up comedian who has been performing comedy for nine years, it was only a matter of time before I started my own open mic comedy night.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.blindguycomedy.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support BlindGuyComedy.com</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>Beats &amp; Bourbon and Blind Guy Comedy want to bring stand-up comedy entertainment to the community of Springbrook while giving local comedians another stage to work on their material. It will also serve as a first-time stage for anyone in Central Alberta who has always wanted to try stand-up comedy but has never had the opportunity.</p><p>At this time, our open mic comedy nights are 18+. Most Central Alberta comedians have material intended for an adult audience, but a family-friendly open mic is definitely not out of the question. If there is enough interest from the community, Blind Guy Comedy would be happy to explore an all-ages, family-friendly comedy night in the future.</p><p>Let the laughter begin!</p><p>Our first Open Mic Comedy Night takes place Saturday, September 5, 2026, from 8:30 PM to 10 PM. Each comic will receive seven minutes of stage time, with our closer receiving 15 minutes. This keeps the average show around 70 to 90 minutes.</p><p>This is not a ticketed event, nor will it ever be. Open Mic Comedy Night is a chance for everybody to get out, experience some laughter and, for some, maybe even try comedy themselves.</p><p>On behalf of Blind Guy Comedy and Beats &amp; Bourbon Country Saloon, allow me to say</p><p>Welcome to Blind Guy Comedy Presents Open Mic Comedy Night at Beats &amp; Bourbon Country Saloon! Let the punchlines begin!</p><p>If you are planning to perform stand-up comedy. Please arrive 30 minutes before the show. When you arrive at the venue, find the blind man with his wife. Just look for the guy whose eyes look like they&#8217;re bowls of milk. A little harsh, but it&#8217;s true.</p><p>I&#8217;m not ashamed of how I look. In fact, a lot of my comedy is based on my blindness. What am I going to do? 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Unless you already did. Then thank you.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[National Photography Day and Subscriptions Rule the World]]></title><description><![CDATA[Paying to See... When Life Becomes One Giant Monthly Subscription]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/national-photography-day-and-subscriptions</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/national-photography-day-and-subscriptions</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 12:03:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/26a90d7e-51dc-4352-86a1-db907557aab6_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>If You Had to Pay to See? What if your eyesight came with a monthly subscription? And what happens when </strong><em><strong>everything</strong></em><strong> in life starts feeling like one?</strong></p><p><strong>On Episode 13 of The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson, J.R. celebrates August 19 with National Photography Day, Potato Day, Soft Ice Cream Day, Hot and Spicy Food Day, and National Aviation Day. Along the way, he shares his love of spicy food, his questionable method for making &#8220;soft&#8221; ice cream, and why flying still makes him think, </strong><em><strong>I should&#8217;ve just drove.</strong></em></p><p><strong>Then a hilarious TikTok about a blind man losing his artificial vision because he forgot to pay the subscription sends J.R. down a rabbit hole: phones, internet, email, YouTube Premium, podcasting tools&#8212;even having a roof over your head can start to feel like one giant collection of monthly payments.</strong></p><p><strong>Question of the day: If you could permanently cancel one subscription or monthly bill without losing the service, which one would you choose?</strong></p><p><strong>Grab some potatoes, take a picture of them, add something spicy, and enjoy another quick dose of weird holidays, random observations, and laughs on The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson.</strong></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;HTTPS://MUSIC.AMAZON.COM/PODCASTS/FEF4B74E-BCD6-4236-A26E-B363628B963F/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-JR-BJORNSON&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Amazon Music&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="HTTPS://MUSIC.AMAZON.COM/PODCASTS/FEF4B74E-BCD6-4236-A26E-B363628B963F/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-JR-BJORNSON"><span>Listen on Amazon Music</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;HTTPS://PODCASTS.APPLE.COM/SK/PODCAST/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-J-R-BJORNSON/ID1270984350&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Apple Podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="HTTPS://PODCASTS.APPLE.COM/SK/PODCAST/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-J-R-BJORNSON/ID1270984350"><span>Listen on Apple Podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on iHeart Radio&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/"><span>Listen on iHeart Radio</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/show/75dTImt4oLzrmJ6aLliAb9?si=4249ed42fe9641b5&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/75dTImt4oLzrmJ6aLliAb9?si=4249ed42fe9641b5"><span>Listen on Spotify</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncL3ZI80VXUYLNqYSznCkUkylhHTfes_&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen &amp; Comment on YouTube&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncL3ZI80VXUYLNqYSznCkUkylhHTfes_"><span>Listen &amp; Comment on YouTube</span></a></p><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Superstitions, Baby Boomers & Our YouTube Podcast Debut]]></title><description><![CDATA[J.R. celebrates the strange holidays of August 17, questions whether superstition still has a hold on us, gives baby boomers credit for witnessing an incredible technological transformation]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/superstitions-baby-boomers-and-our</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/superstitions-baby-boomers-and-our</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2026 14:02:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/4024d85e-cfe9-4424-8ca8-2f923881928f_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="youtube2-MNJJHthSz4Y" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;MNJJHthSz4Y&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/MNJJHthSz4Y?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Happy August 17. On Episode 11 of The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson, J.R. talks about Black Cat Appreciation Day and whether superstition still has a hold on us, celebrates thrift stores, pineapple juice, vanilla custard, loving your feet, and gives a shout-out to the generations of baby boomers who watched technology completely transform the world. Plus, the show officially arrives on YouTube, giving listeners a new place to join the conversation, and J.R. shares a preview of his latest Calgary comedy adventure-including an unexpectedly stressful walk through a lightning storm.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;HTTPS://MUSIC.AMAZON.COM/PODCASTS/FEF4B74E-BCD6-4236-A26E-B363628B963F/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-JR-BJORNSON&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Amazon Music &amp; Audible&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="HTTPS://MUSIC.AMAZON.COM/PODCASTS/FEF4B74E-BCD6-4236-A26E-B363628B963F/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-JR-BJORNSON"><span>Listen on Amazon Music &amp; Audible</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;HTTPS://PODCASTS.APPLE.COM/SK/PODCAST/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-J-R-BJORNSON/ID1270984350&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Apple Podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="HTTPS://PODCASTS.APPLE.COM/SK/PODCAST/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-J-R-BJORNSON/ID1270984350"><span>Listen on Apple Podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on iHeart Radio&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/"><span>Listen on iHeart Radio</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/show/75dTImt4oLzrmJ6aLliAb9?si=4249ed42fe9641b5&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/75dTImt4oLzrmJ6aLliAb9?si=4249ed42fe9641b5"><span>Listen on Spotify</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncL3ZI80VXUYLNqYSznCkUkylhHTfes_&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen &amp; Comment on YouTube&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncL3ZI80VXUYLNqYSznCkUkylhHTfes_"><span>Listen &amp; Comment on YouTube</span></a></p><p>The Midday Show With J.R. Bjornson is a weekly podcast where JR Bjornson a Blind standup comedian celebrates the IDs of the national calendar and shares whatever is going on in his mind when recording these episodes. Runtime on average is 13 minutes. Below is the mentioned video of J.R. and his wife on a unwanted, lightning field adventure walk after a Calgary comedy show. </p><div id="youtube2-bzoi099BYYs" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;bzoi099BYYs&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/bzoi099BYYs?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Good News Friday Every Blind Person Is Different TMSW J.R. Bjornson]]></title><description><![CDATA[J.R. reflects on a gathering with other blind people and explores how independence, accessibility, technology, art, and asking for help can look completely different for everyone.]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/good-news-friday-every-blind-person</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/good-news-friday-every-blind-person</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2026 05:16:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/9e634d15-e47d-4742-b805-148c62b787b0_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>For Good News Friday, J.R. reflects on a recent gathering with other blind people and how meeting someone with a completely different approach to independence reminded him that no two blind people experience life the same way. From accessibility technology and AI to independence, art, and asking for help, J.R. celebrates the different perspectives that make every person&#8217;s story their own.</strong></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;HTTPS://MUSIC.AMAZON.COM/PODCASTS/FEF4B74E-BCD6-4236-A26E-B363628B963F/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-JR-BJORNSON&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Amazon Music &amp; Audible&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="HTTPS://MUSIC.AMAZON.COM/PODCASTS/FEF4B74E-BCD6-4236-A26E-B363628B963F/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-JR-BJORNSON"><span>Listen on Amazon Music &amp; Audible</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;HTTPS://PODCASTS.APPLE.COM/SK/PODCAST/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-J-R-BJORNSON/ID1270984350&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Apple Podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="HTTPS://PODCASTS.APPLE.COM/SK/PODCAST/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-J-R-BJORNSON/ID1270984350"><span>Listen on Apple Podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;HTTPS://WWW.IHEART.COM/PODCAST/269-THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-JR-BJ-340799128/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on iHeart Radio&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="HTTPS://WWW.IHEART.COM/PODCAST/269-THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-JR-BJ-340799128/"><span>Listen on iHeart Radio</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/show/75dTImt4oLzrmJ6aLliAb9?si=4249ed42fe9641b5&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/75dTImt4oLzrmJ6aLliAb9?si=4249ed42fe9641b5"><span>Listen on Spotify</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncL3ZI80VXUYLNqYSznCkUkylhHTfes_&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen &amp; Comment on YouTube&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncL3ZI80VXUYLNqYSznCkUkylhHTfes_"><span>Listen &amp; Comment on YouTube</span></a></p><p>The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson is a weekday podcast mixing personal stories, comedy, quirky holidays, accessibility, and everyday observations&#8212;all from the perspective of a blind stand-up comedian who wants you to leave a little happier than when you arrived.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[First Aid, Accessibility Reminder and an 89% Win TMSW J.R. Bjornson]]></title><description><![CDATA[J.R. celebrates earning his Class C First Aid certification with an 89% and shares the accessibility challenges, determination, and humour that came with it.]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/first-aid-accessibility-reminder</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/first-aid-accessibility-reminder</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2026 14:03:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/9d93c3d8-5c65-45bb-965f-67ae899b70e1_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>J.R. celebrates earning his Class C First Aid certification with an 89%, while sharing the accessibility challenges, determination, and humor that got him through it. Along the way, he detours through national Left Hand day, National Prosecco Day, Harry Potter, self-acceptance, and why sometimes the best accomplishment is proving that excuses really are just excuses. </strong></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;HTTPS://MUSIC.AMAZON.COM/PODCASTS/FEF4B74E-BCD6-4236-A26E-B363628B963F/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-JR-BJORNSON&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Amazon Music&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="HTTPS://MUSIC.AMAZON.COM/PODCASTS/FEF4B74E-BCD6-4236-A26E-B363628B963F/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-JR-BJORNSON"><span>Listen on Amazon Music</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;HTTPS://PODCASTS.APPLE.COM/SK/PODCAST/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-J-R-BJORNSON/ID1270984350&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Apple Podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="HTTPS://PODCASTS.APPLE.COM/SK/PODCAST/THE-MIDDAY-SHOW-WITH-J-R-BJORNSON/ID1270984350"><span>Listen on Apple Podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on iHeart Radio&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/"><span>Listen on iHeart Radio</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/show/75dTImt4oLzrmJ6aLliAb9?si=4249ed42fe9641b5&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/75dTImt4oLzrmJ6aLliAb9?si=4249ed42fe9641b5"><span>Listen on Spotify</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncL3ZI80VXUYLNqYSznCkUkylhHTfes_&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on YouTube&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncL3ZI80VXUYLNqYSznCkUkylhHTfes_"><span>Listen on YouTube</span></a></p><p>The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson is an unpredictable mix of personal stories, comedy, pop culture, accessibility, and whatever happens to be on J.R.&#8217;s mind that day.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[First Aid The Original Hype Man and Women for Doctors TMSW J.R. Bjornson]]></title><description><![CDATA[J.R. explores some of August 12&#8217;s strangest holidays before heading into a first aid and CPR course, where he hopes to learn how to keep someone alive until the professionals arrive]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/first-aid-the-original-hype-man-and</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/first-aid-the-original-hype-man-and</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2026 14:02:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/81118d3c-0ff8-4adb-b402-46a6bb2e7f42_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>J.R. celebrates Middle Child Day, Vinyl Record Day, IBM PC Day and other August 12 oddities before talking about why he&#8217;s spending the day taking a first aid and CPR course. From the Internet myth surrounding the Heimlich maneuver to preparing for outreach work, J.R. wonders what he&#8217;ll learn about keeping someone alive until the professionals arrive. </strong></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fef4b74e-bcd6-4236-a26e-b363628b963f/the-midday-show-with-jr-bjornson&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Amazon Music&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fef4b74e-bcd6-4236-a26e-b363628b963f/the-midday-show-with-jr-bjornson"><span>Listen on Amazon Music</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://podcasts.apple.com/sk/podcast/the-midday-show-with-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Apple Podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/sk/podcast/the-midday-show-with-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350"><span>Listen on Apple Podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on iHeart Radio&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/"><span>Listen on iHeart Radio</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/show/75dTImt4oLzrmJ6aLliAb9?si=4249ed42fe9641b5&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/75dTImt4oLzrmJ6aLliAb9?si=4249ed42fe9641b5"><span>Listen on Spotify</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncL3ZI80VXUYLNqYSznCkUkylhHTfes_&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on YouTube&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncL3ZI80VXUYLNqYSznCkUkylhHTfes_"><span>Listen on YouTube</span></a></p><p>The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson is a weekday 13-minute hangout featuring unusual calendar celebrations, personal stories, random observations and whatever happens to be on J.R.&#8217;s mind.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Time My Appendix Nearly Burst TMSW J.R. Bjornson ]]></title><description><![CDATA[From unusual August holidays to an emergency appendix removal at age nine, J.R. looks back at the surgery, infection, and painful recovery that made this childhood experience unforgettable.]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/the-time-my-appendix-nearly-burst</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/the-time-my-appendix-nearly-burst</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2026 14:01:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/c2226196-763b-415a-8d53-061626c09a47_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>J.R. celebrates some of August 11&#8217;s unusual calendar days before sharing the story of an emergency appendix removal when he was nine years old&#8212;and the painful recovery and infection that followed. Plus, he looks at some common surgeries and asks listeners: What surgery have you been through, and was the recovery harder than you expected? </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fef4b74e-bcd6-4236-a26e-b363628b963f/episodes/9fb3412d-6785-4f86-9e86-d027a5b92cec/the-time-my-appendix-nearly-burst-tmsw-jr-bjornson&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Amazon Music&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fef4b74e-bcd6-4236-a26e-b363628b963f/episodes/9fb3412d-6785-4f86-9e86-d027a5b92cec/the-time-my-appendix-nearly-burst-tmsw-jr-bjornson"><span>Listen on Amazon Music</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://podcasts.apple.com/sk/podcast/the-time-my-appendix-nearly-burst-tmsw-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000782789312&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Apple Podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/sk/podcast/the-time-my-appendix-nearly-burst-tmsw-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000782789312"><span>Listen on Apple Podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on iHeart Radio&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/"><span>Listen on iHeart Radio</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/2QO72ILRX5inFdVmnX0rU2&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/2QO72ILRX5inFdVmnX0rU2"><span>Listen on Spotify</span></a></p><p><em>The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson</em><strong> is a weekday hangout featuring strange and interesting calendar celebrations, personal stories, random observations, and whatever happens to be on J.R.&#8217;s mind. Hosted by blind stand-up comedian J.R. Bjornson, each episode is a short, laid-back conversation designed to feel like catching up with a friend.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Back to School Routines, Lazy Day & S’mores TMSW J.R. Bjornson]]></title><description><![CDATA[From quirky August holidays to first-aid training and the back-to-school morning rush, J.R. explores why getting back into a routine might be the real test of survival.]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/back-to-school-routines-lazy-day</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/back-to-school-routines-lazy-day</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 14:02:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/a1ff831f-6033-4955-8f39-547ab9ca95f8_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>J.R. checks out the odd and interesting holidays of August 10 before turning his attention to routines, first-aid training, and the looming return of the back-to-school morning rush. With five kids to get out the door, he reflects on childhood school mornings and why getting everyone back into a routine might be the real test of survival. </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fef4b74e-bcd6-4236-a26e-b363628b963f/episodes/8eca23a7-d754-4c68-879d-ec94efe86e44/back-to-school-routines-lazy-day-smores-tmsw-jr-bjornson&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen On Amazon Music&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fef4b74e-bcd6-4236-a26e-b363628b963f/episodes/8eca23a7-d754-4c68-879d-ec94efe86e44/back-to-school-routines-lazy-day-smores-tmsw-jr-bjornson"><span>Listen On Amazon Music</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://podcasts.apple.com/sk/podcast/back-to-school-routines-lazy-day-smores-tmsw-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000782048833&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Apple Podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/sk/podcast/back-to-school-routines-lazy-day-smores-tmsw-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000782048833"><span>Listen on Apple Podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on iHeart Radio&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/"><span>Listen on iHeart Radio</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/634uA04Gzuv0pKHQgPoE2Y&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/634uA04Gzuv0pKHQgPoE2Y"><span>Listen on Spotify</span></a></p><p>The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson is your daily dose of comedian J.R. Bjornson-exploring odd international calendar holidays and whatever happens to be going through his mind, with no real format, just a friend hanging out with you for around 13 minutes every Monday through Friday.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Good News Friday The Night I Realized I Could Run My Own Comedy Show TMSW J.R. Bjornson]]></title><description><![CDATA[From a nearly cancelled open mic to running the whole show, J.R. shares the Good News Friday moment that proved he could make comedy happen on his own.]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/good-news-friday-the-night-i-realized</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/good-news-friday-the-night-i-realized</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 14:08:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d516c4d6-5714-491c-a9b5-5c4588960c2b_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When every other comedian was away on Heritage Day, J.R. found himself unexpectedly running an entire open mic on his own<strong>, </strong>and discovered he was more capable than he ever imagined. Plus, he shares local weekend events in Red Deer and invites listeners to celebrate the week's wins by sending in their own Good News Friday stories.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fef4b74e-bcd6-4236-a26e-b363628b963f/episodes/e44980e4-f3c3-4a85-88f6-66eb173aa254/good-news-friday-the-night-i-realized-i-could-run-my-own-comedy-show-tmsw-jr-bjornson&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen On Amazon Music&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fef4b74e-bcd6-4236-a26e-b363628b963f/episodes/e44980e4-f3c3-4a85-88f6-66eb173aa254/good-news-friday-the-night-i-realized-i-could-run-my-own-comedy-show-tmsw-jr-bjornson"><span>Listen On Amazon Music</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://podcasts.apple.com/sk/podcast/good-news-friday-the-night-i-realized-i-could-run-my/id1270984350?i=1000780891349&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen On Apple Podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/sk/podcast/good-news-friday-the-night-i-realized-i-could-run-my/id1270984350?i=1000780891349"><span>Listen On Apple Podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on iHeart Radio&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/"><span>Listen on iHeart Radio</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/0gZTo42OyEd37sJlHk9EA8&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen on Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/0gZTo42OyEd37sJlHk9EA8"><span>Listen on Spotify</span></a></p><p><em><strong>The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson</strong></em><strong> is a weekday hangout featuring strange and interesting calendar celebrations, personal stories, random observations, and whatever happens to be on J.R.&#8217;s mind. Hosted by blind stand-up comedian J.R. Bjornson, each episode is a short, laid-back conversation designed to feel like catching up with a friend.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life Is Expensive... So Are We Delaying Life? TMSW J.R. Bjornson]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why Millennials Are Putting Life on Hold: Rising Costs, Finding Purpose, and a Few Weird Holidays Along the Way]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/life-is-expensive-so-are-we-delaying</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/life-is-expensive-so-are-we-delaying</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 17:49:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/84b91ef3-bbbb-4c73-aae6-0eb75698f337_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Are millennials and other young adults putting off life&#8217;s biggest milestones because everything from rent to groceries costs so much? J.R. shares his thoughts on the rising cost of living, reflects on finding purpose beyond money, celebrates a few quirky international holidays, and invites listeners to join the conversation.</strong></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fef4b74e-bcd6-4236-a26e-b363628b963f/episodes/7273272e-4bab-4a53-8e63-3575c0f6346a/life-is-expensive-so-are-we-delaying-life-tmsw-jr-bjornson&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen On Amazon Music&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fef4b74e-bcd6-4236-a26e-b363628b963f/episodes/7273272e-4bab-4a53-8e63-3575c0f6346a/life-is-expensive-so-are-we-delaying-life-tmsw-jr-bjornson"><span>Listen On Amazon Music</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-midday-show-with-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000780261726&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen On Apple Podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-midday-show-with-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000780261726"><span>Listen On Apple Podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/?utm_source=chatgpt.com&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen On iHeartRadio&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-the-midday-show-with-jr-bj-340799128/?utm_source=chatgpt.com"><span>Listen On iHeartRadio</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/2P71lQ5wU4hpaQQRiuME9J&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen On Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/2P71lQ5wU4hpaQQRiuME9J"><span>Listen On Spotify</span></a></p><p><em><strong>The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson</strong></em><strong> is a weekday hangout featuring strange and interesting calendar celebrations, personal stories, random observations, and whatever happens to be on J.R.&#8217;s mind. Hosted by blind stand-up comedian J.R. Bjornson, each episode is a short, laid-back conversation designed to feel like catching up with a friend.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Root Beer Floats, Lawns & Time Flying TMSW J.R. Bjornson.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Root Beer Floats, IPA Mysteries, Perfect Lawns & Finding Your Own Path]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/root-beer-floats-lawns-and-time-flying</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/root-beer-floats-lawns-and-time-flying</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 20:57:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/8dc6672d-a4aa-4653-b8be-4f77b396b11a_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Episode 3 is all about finding the fun in the middle of the week. J.R. celebrates National Root Beer Float Day, debates the mystery of IPA beer, shares why a perfectly kept lawn is becoming more impressive with age, and reflects on his journey from radio announcer to blind stand-up comedian and podcast host. It&#8217;s another laid-back conversation filled with laughs, stories, and the kind of everyday observations that make you feel like you&#8217;re catching up with a friend.</strong></p><p><strong>The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson is a lighthearted weekday podcast where blind stand-up comedian J.R. Bjornson shares funny stories, everyday observations, quirky holidays, and the occasional life lesson. Drawing from his background in radio and comedy, J.R. delivers a positive, conversational show that feels like catching up with a friend over coffee. Whether you&#8217;re commuting, taking a break at work, or simply looking for a reason to smile, The Midday Show is the perfect companion to brighten your day.</strong></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-midday-show-with-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000780067431&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen On Apple Podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-midday-show-with-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000780067431"><span>Listen On Apple Podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/53AEgJ4vLJwJ95ViqawuIE&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen On Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/53AEgJ4vLJwJ95ViqawuIE"><span>Listen On Spotify</span></a></p><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[BBQ, Chocolate Chip Cookie & Childhood Lessons TMSW J.R. Bjornson]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chocolate chip cookies, backyard barbecues, all-you-can-eat debates, and the childhood lessons that stick with us.]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/bbq-chocolate-chip-cookie-and-childhood</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/bbq-chocolate-chip-cookie-and-childhood</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 21:13:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d7976ae4-a63e-4c35-950f-bf5519091313_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spend your lunch break with J.R. as he celebrates Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, shares stories from a backyard barbecue, and asks the all-importantquestion: when someone says &#8220;all you can eat,&#8221; which team are you on? Along the way, he reflects on the childhood lessons many of us still carry into adulthood and how one simple meal can spark some surprisingly meaningful conversations. It&#8217;s another lighthearted, feel-good episode of The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson that&#8217;s sure to leave you smiling.</p><p>The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson is a daily podcast where blind comedian J.R. shares lighthearted stories, everyday observations, and positive conversations to brighten your lunch break one episode at a time.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-midday-show-with-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000779897818&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen To Episode On Apple podcasts&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-midday-show-with-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000779897818"><span>Listen To Episode On Apple podcasts</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/1vLoQlJg3blYDeWkZ2NKJ4&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen To Episode On Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/1vLoQlJg3blYDeWkZ2NKJ4"><span>Listen To Episode On Spotify</span></a></p><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Would you Snoop? TMSW J.R. Bjornson]]></title><description><![CDATA[August begins with Canadian civic holidays, a conversation about trust, and one surprisingly difficult question.]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/would-you-snoop-tmsw-jr-bjornson</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/would-you-snoop-tmsw-jr-bjornson</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 19:19:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/4a1524b4-9f17-4de6-b9d4-6d8d15e5cf22_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>August is here, and J.R. Bjornson kicks off the month by celebrating civic holidays across Canada before diving into a surprisingly thought-provoking question: if a friend asked you to house-sit, would you snoop? Along the way, J.R. shares stories about his reactive boxer Murphy, the importance of trust, and why getting older has changed the way he thinks about friendships. Join the conversation and ask yourself: would you respect the house rules, or would curiosity get the better of you?</p><p>The Midday Show with J.R. Bjornson is a daily podcast where stand-up comedian and former radio host J.R. Bjornson shares random thoughts, asks &#8220;would you?&#8221; questions, reacts to the occasional local story making the rounds, and never quite knows where the conversation will end up. It&#8217;s just a blind guy, a DJI microphone, and whatever happens to be on his mind&#8212;subscribe for unpredictable conversations, laughs, and the kind of mindless chatter that&#8217;s surprisingly entertaining.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-midday-show-with-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000779714459&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen To Episode On Apple Podcast App&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-midday-show-with-j-r-bjornson/id1270984350?i=1000779714459"><span>Listen To Episode On Apple Podcast App</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.spotify.com/episode/5jdBcs4nsEF4yV5qYN82mk&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Listen To Episode On Spotify&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/5jdBcs4nsEF4yV5qYN82mk"><span>Listen To Episode On Spotify</span></a></p><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blind Guy Comedy Joins Scott Ward for Three City Alberta Theatre Tour This September]]></title><description><![CDATA[J.R. Bjornson opens each show with clean stand-up comedy before Scott Ward's family friendly Comedy Hypnosis Show in Grande Prairie, Red Deer, and Lethbridge.]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/blind-guy-comedy-joins-scott-ward</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/blind-guy-comedy-joins-scott-ward</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 18:38:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wdFr!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc7324d33-d556-45ed-ada4-7a1615a49e28_487x462.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wdFr!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc7324d33-d556-45ed-ada4-7a1615a49e28_487x462.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wdFr!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc7324d33-d556-45ed-ada4-7a1615a49e28_487x462.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wdFr!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc7324d33-d556-45ed-ada4-7a1615a49e28_487x462.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wdFr!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc7324d33-d556-45ed-ada4-7a1615a49e28_487x462.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wdFr!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc7324d33-d556-45ed-ada4-7a1615a49e28_487x462.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wdFr!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc7324d33-d556-45ed-ada4-7a1615a49e28_487x462.jpeg" width="487" height="462" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/c7324d33-d556-45ed-ada4-7a1615a49e28_487x462.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:462,&quot;width&quot;:487,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:81222,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;Promotional photo of Scott Ward and Blind Guy Comedy (J.R. 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Bjornson, will join Indigenous comedy hypnotist Scott Ward for a three-city Alberta theatre tour in September 2026. Each evening begins with a clean stand-up comedy performance from J.R. Bjornson, followed by Scott Ward&#8217;s interactive Comedy Hypnosis Show.  This is a family-friendly show and open to audiences ages 12 and up.</p><h2>About Blind Guy Comedy</h2><p>Blind Guy Comedy is the stage name of Alberta comedian J.R. Bjornson. Known for clean observational comedy inspired by everyday life and living with blindness, Bjornson performs throughout Alberta while creating online comedy content for audiences across Canada.</p><h2>About Hypnotist Scott Ward</h2><p>Scott Ward is one of North America&#8217;s leading Indigenous comedy hypnotists, entertaining audiences for more than 30 years with his interactive Comedy Hypnosis Shows and motivational presentations. A former teacher and career counsellor, he combines audience participation, clean comedy, and positive energy to create unforgettable experiences for schools, theatres, festivals, and corporate events across Canada and the United States. Through laughter and connection, Scott&#8217;s mission is to bring communities together while creating memorable entertainment for audiences of all ages.</p><h2>Tour Schedule</h2><p>Tickets are available through each venue's official box office. Select your city below, then click the ticket link beneath the corresponding event poster.</p><h2>Thursday, September 17, 2026</h2><p><strong>Douglas J. Cardinal Performing Arts Centre</strong><br>Grande Prairie, Alberta<br><strong>Showtime:</strong> 7:30 p.m.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-IM6!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-IM6!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-IM6!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-IM6!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-IM6!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-IM6!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png" width="1456" height="2250" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:2250,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:15067833,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;Promotional poster for Scott Ward Comedy Hypnosis Show in Grande Prairie, Alberta, on September 17, 2026, at the Douglas J. Cardinal Performing Arts Centre. The all-ages comedy show begins at 7:30 p.m. and features opening act Blind Guy Comedy with J.R. Bjornson performing clean stand-up comedy before Scott Ward's interactive Comedy Hypnosis Show. Tickets start at $30 plus applicable fees and taxes.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Promotional poster for Scott Ward Comedy Hypnosis Show in Grande Prairie, Alberta, on September 17, 2026, at the Douglas J. Cardinal Performing Arts Centre. The all-ages comedy show begins at 7:30 p.m. and features opening act Blind Guy Comedy with J.R. Bjornson performing clean stand-up comedy before Scott Ward's interactive Comedy Hypnosis Show. Tickets start at $30 plus applicable fees and taxes.&quot;,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.blindguycomedy.com/i/208574238?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="Promotional poster for Scott Ward Comedy Hypnosis Show in Grande Prairie, Alberta, on September 17, 2026, at the Douglas J. Cardinal Performing Arts Centre. The all-ages comedy show begins at 7:30 p.m. and features opening act Blind Guy Comedy with J.R. Bjornson performing clean stand-up comedy before Scott Ward's interactive Comedy Hypnosis Show. 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Tickets start at $30 plus applicable fees and taxes." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-IM6!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-IM6!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-IM6!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-IM6!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd64931fc-ce65-42f6-91b9-57df246d9f5e_3300x5100.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://bonnettsenergycentre.evenue.net/event/CE26/DJC0917&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Buy Tickets &#8211; 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The show begins at 7:30 p.m. and features opening act with J.R. Bjornson AKA Blind Guy Comedy performing clean stand-up comedy before Scott Ward's family-friendly interactive Comedy Hypnosis Show.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Promotional poster for Scott Ward Comedy Hypnosis Show in Lethbridge, Alberta, on September 20, 2026, at the Yates Memorial Centre. The show begins at 7:30 p.m. and features opening act with J.R. 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For booking inquiries and availability, click the "Book Blind Guy Comedy &amp; Scott Ward" button below.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.diversitytalent.ca/get-a-quote&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Book Blind Guy Comedy and Scot Ward&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.diversitytalent.ca/get-a-quote"><span>Book Blind Guy Comedy and Scot Ward</span></a></p><p><strong> </strong></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Welcome to Blind Guy Comedy! A Brief History And Introduction of What This Blind Comedian Canadian is All About. ]]></title><description><![CDATA[The story behind the jokes, the blindness, and the person behind Blind Guy Comedy. &#8592; My favourite]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/welcome-to-blind-guy-comedy-a-brief</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/welcome-to-blind-guy-comedy-a-brief</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2026 19:58:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>My name is J.R. Bjornson, and I am a stand-up comedian from Red Deer, Alberta. I have been performing for over eight years.</h1><div class="native-audio-embed" data-component-name="AudioPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;label&quot;:null,&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;d8450197-4643-4434-b19a-27f6bc3a1017&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:249.20816,&quot;downloadable&quot;:false,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p>You can listen to the audio of Blind Guy Comedy or if you prefer, you can just read the blog. Accessibility rocks! </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg" width="711" height="533" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/eb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:533,&quot;width&quot;:711,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:58947,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.blindguycomedy.com/i/207579109?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SzBo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb5dd061-d849-4095-9d38-619812a1aae4_711x533.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Addressing the elephant in the room... yes, I am blind. Just look at the scars on my eyes. I have Peters anomaly, which causes scarring of the corneas. Due to a lack of viable technology, surgeons in Canada will not attempt a corneal transplant because there isn&#8217;t enough technology to ensure that the inside of my eyeballs is fully developed. So, I continue to live as someone who is blind and visually impaired.</p><p>Blind Guy Comedy was created in 2020, and it became something much bigger than I ever imagined. From the beginning of my career in 2017 until 2020, I was simply known as stand-up comedian J.R. Bjornson. Then, during a few Comedy Zone Zoom shows throughout 2020, I typed &#8220;Blind Guy Comedy&#8221; into the little name tag at the bottom of my Zoom window, just for the heck of it.</p><p>From there, it kind of skyrocketed. I started telling people, &#8220;Just search for Blind Guy Comedy,&#8221; and it just kept growing from there.</p><p><strong>So, what is Blind Guy Comedy?</strong></p><p>It&#8217;s a more positive version of myself that I bring to the stage. I educate people about the frustrations and annoyances of being blind, but also the positive side of living with blindness, all through educational, observational stand-up comedy.</p><p>For example, one of my jokes is:</p><p>&#8220;I quit going to the gym because I wasn&#8217;t seeing the results.&#8221;</p><p>It sounds like a dumb joke, but it&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s rooted in real life.</p><p>The truth is, I really did quit going to the gym. Not because I wasn&#8217;t seeing results, but because modern gym equipment isn&#8217;t very accessible&#8212;especially now that so much of it relies on touchscreens.</p><p>Which brings me to another joke:</p><p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t like using self-checkouts because I can never check myself out.&#8221;</p><p>It&#8217;s a double joke.</p><p>First, these eyes don&#8217;t really work. They try, but touchscreens aren&#8217;t exactly designed with blind people in mind. So, literally, I can&#8217;t check myself out.</p><p>But it also works as, &#8220;Do I look good today? I have no idea!&#8221;</p><p>And, on a more serious note, self-checkouts still aren&#8217;t very accessible for many people with vision loss.</p><p>All of my humour comes from a place of saying, &#8220;Here&#8217;s why being blind can be frustrating... but here&#8217;s why it can also be funny.&#8221; If people leave my show laughing while also learning something new about blindness, then I&#8217;ve done my job.</p><p>Every joke I tell comes from lived experience, observation, love, respect, understanding, and humility.</p><p>Another fun fact about me: I&#8217;m half Indigenous.</p><p>What&#8217;s up?</p><p>My mom is Indigenous, and my dad is white. Sometimes I joke that my dad probably walked up and said, &#8220;Hey... I kind of took your land, but... can I marry you anyway?&#8221;</p><p>I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s exactly how my mom tells the story.</p><p>Sometimes on stage&#8212;especially during an 18+ show&#8212;I point to one side of my body and say:</p><p>&#8220;This side had the land... and this side took it.&#8221;</p><p>I&#8217;m Indigenous, and I&#8217;m incredibly proud of that part of who I am. I have my Status card, and I love weaving Indigenous humour into my act whenever it fits naturally.</p><p>For example, Father&#8217;s Day was always a little confusing for me because I didn&#8217;t meet my biological father until I was 19 years old.</p><p>I&#8217;ll sometimes follow that up with another joke:</p><p>&#8220;I wonder if Father&#8217;s Day is just as confusing on the reserve?&#8221;</p><p>Then I&#8217;ll quote my friend Hilda Lambert, who always says:</p><p>&#8220;Always date three rivers down.&#8221;</p><p>Again, it&#8217;s all observational. My comedy always comes from a place of love, respect, humility, and having fun with life&#8217;s experiences.</p><p>Blind Guy Comedy has continued to grow every single year, and I&#8217;m incredibly grateful for everyone who has supported this journey.</p><p>This is who I am.</p><p>If you&#8217;d like to follow this blind guy&#8217;s journey, be sure to subscribe here on the Blind Guy Comedy website.</p><p>Thank you so much for stopping by today.</p><p>to check out the links around the website. You can also find me across social media if you&#8217;d like to follow along.</p><p></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Blind-Guy-Comedy-Experience/61552735349432/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Follow on FaceBook&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Blind-Guy-Comedy-Experience/61552735349432/"><span>Follow on FaceBook</span></a></p><p>Follow The Blind Guy Comedy Experience. Home to comedy clips, updates, and the chaos that is FaceBook randomness.  </p><p></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.instagram.com/j_r_bjornson/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Follow on Instagram&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.instagram.com/j_r_bjornson/"><span>Follow on Instagram</span></a></p><p>Follow for thoughts outside of stand-up comedy. 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You will also get instant access to any comedy show announcements before everybody else on social media</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blind Guy Comedy Opens for Hypnotist Scot Ward! Saturday September 19 at The Red Deer Memorial centre Ages 12+ Show]]></title><description><![CDATA[Stand-up Comedy and Hypnosis For One Night Only]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/blind-guy-comedy-opens-for-hypnotist</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/blind-guy-comedy-opens-for-hypnotist</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 20:12:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2ILt!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5e13b98b-ce93-4e31-8025-f0bc78b16f81_1200x600.webp" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>I&#8217;m happy to announce that on <strong>Saturday, September 19, 2026</strong>, I&#8217;ll be kicking off the evening as the opening act for internationally acclaimed Indigenous comedy hypnotist <strong>Scott Ward</strong> at the <strong>Red Deer Memorial Centre</strong>!</p><p>If you&#8217;ve never seen Scott perform before, you&#8217;re in for a treat. He&#8217;s been entertaining audiences for more than 20 years, performing everywhere from Las Vegas to communities across North America. His comedy hypnosis show has been featured on CBC, CTV, APTN, and more, and now he&#8217;s bringing that experience to Red Deer Alberta. </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.showpass.com/scottward/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;CLICK TO BUY TICKETS HERE&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.showpass.com/scottward/"><span>CLICK TO BUY TICKETS HERE</span></a></p><p>As for me, I&#8217;ll be doing what I love most, making people laugh.</p><p>If you&#8217;ve followed Blind Guy Comedy for a while, you already know my style. I take everyday frustrations of living with blindness and somehow turn them into stories that make people laugh instead of feel sorry for me. My goal has always been simply leave people happier than when they walked into the room.</p><p>This show feels a little different for me.</p><p>Normally, I&#8217;m sharing the stage with other comedians. This time, I&#8217;m the only comedian on the bill, opening for one of Canada&#8217;s most respected comedy hypnotists. It&#8217;s a full-circle moment and one I&#8217;m incredibly grateful for.</p><p>First, about 20 minutes of Blind Guy Comedy. Then Scott Ward takes over and the audience becomes part of the show. If you&#8217;ve ever wondered what it&#8217;s like to watch your friends become the stars of a hypnosis performance, this is your chance.</p><p>Who knows... maybe someone you know will volunteer.</p><p>Event Details</p><p><strong>Saturday, September 19, 2026, start time is 7:30 PM locations is the Red Deer Memorial Centre, this show is for audiences who are Ages 12 plus, </strong>whether you&#8217;ve supported me since my very first open mic or you&#8217;ve only recently discovered Blind Guy Comedy, I&#8217;d love to see you there. Bringing live comedy to my hometown always means a little extra to me.</p><p>Let&#8217;s fill the theatre, laugh together, and make it a night to remember.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.showpass.com/scottward/&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;GET YOUR TICKETS HERE&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.showpass.com/scottward/"><span>GET YOUR TICKETS HERE</span></a></p><p></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.blindguycomedy.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Subscribe for free to receive all upcommng Blind Guy Comedy show announcements. Delivered straight to your inbox. Be the first to know if and when BGC is coming to your town or city before everyone else. </p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[September Tour Announcement Along With Sharing a Fun Part of My Wonderful Past ]]></title><description><![CDATA[September Update and Free Comedy Show]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/september-tour-announcement-along</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/september-tour-announcement-along</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2026 19:58:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/u6foI4jP96M" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="youtube2-u6foI4jP96M" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;u6foI4jP96M&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/u6foI4jP96M?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>I am happy to announce that, as of September 19, 2026, I will be hitting the road for a fun little comedy tour! I have the opportunity to perform alongside hypnotist Scott Ward. The fun starts on September 19 at the Red Deer Memorial Centre. The show is for ages 12 and up. The ticket link will be added to this blog on Monday, July 13, 2026. </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://open.substack.com/pub/blindguycomedy/p/blind-guy-comedy-opens-for-hypnotist?r=84y2up&amp;utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&amp;utm_medium=web&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;BUY TICKETS HERE&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://open.substack.com/pub/blindguycomedy/p/blind-guy-comedy-opens-for-hypnotist?r=84y2up&amp;utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&amp;utm_medium=web"><span>BUY TICKETS HERE</span></a></p><p>Performing alongside hypnotist Scot Ward is a full-circle experience for me. Back when I lived in Grande Prairie, Alberta, I was the evening announcer and weekend morning announcer for Grande Prairie&#8217;s Classic Rock and More, 104.7 FREE FM. At the time, it was a classic rock radio station, and those were the best seven years of my life as a blind radio announcer.</p><p>I had the opportunity to see Scot Ward perform in 2009, 2010, and 2011. I received free tickets because I worked in radio, and on a few occasions Scot even gave me tickets because I was such a loyal fan who kept coming back whenever he performed in Grande Prairie. Now I get to perform alongside this incredible gentleman&#8212;not as a fan or a radio announcer, but as his opening blind comedian for his hypnosis shows.</p><p>The other full-circle moment for me is Grande Prairie itself. I will always remember it as the place where I started and completed my dream of becoming a radio broadcaster. It was where I had the opportunity to work on the Street Team for Persona TV and Cable, which later became Eastlink TV. Grande Prairie was where I lived out many of my radio and television dreams without needing a fancy college degree. It was also where I graduated from Grande Prairie Composite High School in 2009. Shout-out to the Class of 2009!</p><p>After that, I moved to Central Alberta, where I began performing stand-up comedy eight years ago. Now I get to return to Grande Prairie this September&#8212;not as a radio announcer, not as a television broadcaster, but as your blind stand-up comedian. It fills me with excitement and butterflies knowing I&#8217;ve come full circle with everything I&#8217;ve accomplished in my 35 years of life.</p><p>Thank you for reading my weekly blog update. If you haven&#8217;t already, please click <strong>Subscribe</strong> so these updates come straight to your inbox. Although I call it a weekly blog, sometimes life gets busy and you might only hear from me once or twice a month... hahaha. Cheers! </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.blindguycomedy.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.blindguycomedy.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[June 2026 Reflections "Hi News Letter New Subscribers"]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Month of Laughter, Lessons, and Looking Ahead]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/june-2026-reflections-hi-news-letter</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/june-2026-reflections-hi-news-letter</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 23:46:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, June has almost come and gone. As I&#8217;m writing this blog update on Sunday June 28, I wanted to take a few minutes to reflect on a month filled with stand-up comedy, personal growth, and a few lessons I wasn&#8217;t expecting to learn.</p><h2><span data-color="#ffff00" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Comedy Reflections</span></h2><p>As a blind stand-up comedian, you never truly know when your next show is going to appear out of the blue. That&#8217;s part of what makes this career so exciting.</p><p>Now that I&#8217;ve been performing for almost nine years, everything is starting to feel like a pattern. It&#8217;s hard to believe I already have comedy shows booked as far ahead as March 2027. If I could go back in time and tell myself that one day I&#8217;d be planning shows nearly a year in advance, I&#8217;d probably laugh at my future self and say, &#8220;You&#8217;re full of jokes... and apparently they finally started paying off.&#8221;</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg" width="1456" height="1092" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1092,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:272658,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A group of seven people pose together on a small stage after a comedy show. 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The stage has a wooden floor, dark walls, and a large TV screen in the background." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ipkA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98fda919-cdf5-4bcb-a0da-4a08891db5b2_2048x1536.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p></p><p>One of the biggest highlights of June was performing my very first Indigenous casino show at Bear Hills Casino &amp; Travel Resort. I had such an incredible time. Everyone welcomed me with open arms, from the audience to the amazing comedians I had the opportunity to perform alongside.</p><p>Being part of the <em>Must Be Nice Indigenous Comedy Tour</em> has honestly felt like joining a family I never knew I had. Everyone supports one another, looks out for each other, and has incredible stories to share both on and off the stage. That&#8217;s something I&#8217;ll never take for granted.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JYii!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe0ff1856-9e41-40a8-8f4e-1f2aeb2aab6e_2048x1536.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JYii!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe0ff1856-9e41-40a8-8f4e-1f2aeb2aab6e_2048x1536.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JYii!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe0ff1856-9e41-40a8-8f4e-1f2aeb2aab6e_2048x1536.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JYii!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe0ff1856-9e41-40a8-8f4e-1f2aeb2aab6e_2048x1536.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JYii!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe0ff1856-9e41-40a8-8f4e-1f2aeb2aab6e_2048x1536.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JYii!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe0ff1856-9e41-40a8-8f4e-1f2aeb2aab6e_2048x1536.jpeg" width="1456" height="1092" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/e0ff1856-9e41-40a8-8f4e-1f2aeb2aab6e_2048x1536.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1092,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:339522,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;Seven performers stand together on stage at the Grindstone Theatre during the It Must Be Nice Indigenous Comedy Tour. 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Its free to keep up to date with your blind comedian.</p><h2><span data-color="#00ffff" style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">Learning My Limits</span></h2><p>The biggest lesson I learned this month is exactly why I&#8217;m not a full-time touring comedian. On June 21, I performed two shows in one day, only about 90 minutes apart. One was in Edmonton, Alberta, and the second was just outside Ponoka at Bear Hills Casino.</p><p>For a brief moment, I felt like a celebrity. The biggest reason it was even possible was because the promoter handled all the audio equipment. I didn&#8217;t have to set anything up or tear anything down. I simply drove there, grabbed the microphone, performed my set, and headed to the next venue.</p><p>That experience taught me something important.</p><p>Burnout is real. I honestly believe the only way I could perform multiple shows every week would be with a team behind me. Someone to coordinate travel. Someone to handle the sound equipment. Someone to manage ticket sales, promotions, and all the behind-the-scenes details.</p><p>Trying to wear every hat at once gets overwhelming pretty quickly.</p><p>Even with the exhaustion, these past few weeks have reminded me that I love stand-up comedy now more than ever.</p><h2><span data-color="#00ff00" style="color: rgb(0, 255, 0);">Life Beyond the Stage</span></h2><p>Now let&#8217;s pull back the curtain for a minute and talk about life away from the microphone. As many of you know, I&#8217;ve been working toward becoming an outreach worker.</p><p>The more I thought about it, the more I realized that comedy and outreach work have something very important in common. Both are about connecting with people.</p><p>I love making audiences laugh, but I also love making a difference in people&#8217;s lives.</p><p>Over the past several weeks I&#8217;ve completed training modules and attended workshops that have helped me become a better listener, communicator, and future outreach worker. Before starting this journey, I honestly thought outreach work mostly involved helping people find resources and pointing them in the right direction.</p><p>While that&#8217;s certainly part of it, I&#8217;ve learned it&#8217;s so much more than that.</p><p>It&#8217;s about active listening. It&#8217;s about putting your own opinions and assumptions aside.</p><p>It&#8217;s about asking thoughtful questions instead of immediately trying to fix someone&#8217;s situation. That last lesson has probably been the biggest one for me.</p><p>I&#8217;ve always been a fixer. If someone tells me they have a problem, my brain immediately starts searching for solutions.</p><p>This training has taught me that people don&#8217;t always need solutions.</p><p>Sometimes they simply need someone willing to sit beside them, listen without judgment, and allow them to be heard. That may sound simple, but it&#8217;s one of the most powerful skills I&#8217;ve learned all year.</p><h2><span data-color="#cfe2f3" style="color: rgb(207, 226, 243);">Family Comes First</span></h2><p>People often ask why I don&#8217;t pursue stand-up comedy full-time.</p><p>The honest answer is simple. Family. Stand-up comedy doesn&#8217;t consistently pay the bills. Some years I might have a few fantastic months, but most of the time I&#8217;m investing far more into my comedy career than I&#8217;m earning back.</p><p>To become a full-time touring comedian would likely mean spending 40 or 45 weeks a year away from home. Growing up, I was raised by my single mom. Through everything, she was always there.</p><p>Because I didn&#8217;t have my father growing up, I never want my own kids to feel like Dad is always somewhere else chasing another show.</p><p>That&#8217;s why my dream isn&#8217;t necessarily becoming Canada&#8217;s biggest comedian.</p><p>My dream is finding meaningful work as an outreach worker while continuing to perform stand-up comedy. That way I can help people during the day, make audiences laugh at night, and still be home with my family. To me, that&#8217;s success.</p><p></p><p>Love Blind Guy Comedy? Show your support with the newest Blind Guy</p><p>Comedy T-shirt! 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Don&#8217;t forget to include your shipping address when ordering.</p><p>Available sizes: Medium, Large, and XL</p><p>Orders typically arrive within 8 to 10 days in North America and 15 to 25 day internationally. </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://square.link/u/fswuozc3&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Buy Now $37 CAD Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirt&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://square.link/u/fswuozc3"><span>Buy Now $37 CAD Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirt</span></a></p><p>Thank you for supporting independent comedy. Every shirt helps keep me on the road making people laugh. Now... back to the blog!</p><h2><span data-color="#ffff00" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Looking Ahead</span></h2><p>A huge shoutout to all of my classmates from this past week&#8217;s outreach training. You know who you are. I learned so much from every one of you, and I&#8217;m grateful we shared this journey together. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Z_iO!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Z_iO!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Z_iO!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Z_iO!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Z_iO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Z_iO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg" width="1456" height="1092" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1092,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:2905921,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;J.R. stands outside the iHOTEL in bright sunshine during a break from his one week outreach and recovery coach training program. 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A &#8220;Designated Smoking Area&#8221; sign is mounted on the wall behind him." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Z_iO!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Z_iO!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Z_iO!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Z_iO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47e8bb7a-838e-4cff-a3a9-be7984abb9f6_3755x2816.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>As for comedy, my final scheduled show before taking a little break is at the Fox &amp; Hound on June 30 at 8:00 p.m.</p><p>After that, my calendar is surprisingly empty. Honestly... I&#8217;m looking forward to it.</p><p>A little time to recharge, spend time with my family, create some new material, and wait for the next comedy adventure to appear out of nowhere.</p><p>As always, any upcoming shows will be posted right here in my Sunday blog updates.</p><p>Thank you so much for stopping by and keeping up with everything happening in my little corner of the world. I hope you&#8217;ve had a fantastic June.</p><p>And to all the parents out there... congratulations! School is officially out for the summer. Hopefully you remembered to register your kids for summer camps...</p><p>I didn&#8217;t. ADHD, am I right?</p><p>Okay, maybe that&#8217;s not a perfect excuse... but it&#8217;s the one I&#8217;m going with.</p><p>Until next time, thanks for following along with your favourite blind comedian... and hopefully, future outreach worker.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Let Me Introduce You to My eSight GO Glasses and How They Help Me Live My Best Life]]></title><description><![CDATA[These glasses changed my life, and my online community helped me get them.]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/let-me-introduce-you-to-my-esight</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/let-me-introduce-you-to-my-esight</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 19:24:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are my eSight GO glasses.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg" width="727.9971313476562" height="545.9978485107422" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/a22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:false,&quot;imageSize&quot;:&quot;normal&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:1092,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:727.9971313476562,&quot;bytes&quot;:922422,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A photo of blind comedian J.R. Bjornson Wearing the eSight GO glasses. He&#8217;s wearing a bright green polo shirt, smiling at the viewer. &quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.blindguycomedy.com/i/201899921?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:&quot;center&quot;,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="A photo of blind comedian J.R. Bjornson Wearing the eSight GO glasses. He&#8217;s wearing a bright green polo shirt, smiling at the viewer. " title="A photo of blind comedian J.R. Bjornson Wearing the eSight GO glasses. He&#8217;s wearing a bright green polo shirt, smiling at the viewer. " srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MHmd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa22ad7b4-5aad-4831-88f6-632a38392242_3088x2316.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>I purchased them in November 2025 with the help of my incredible online community, and now almost seven months later, I use them every single day. They&#8217;ve quietly changed the way I move through the world.</p><p>I was born with Peter&#8217;s Anomaly, which left me with a small amount of usable vision, a hint of blurry image quality, like looking through frosted glass. The eSight GO glasses don&#8217;t give me clear vision. What they do is something better. They help me identify the world around me. I can see what my friends and family actually look like. I have a rough idea of what my boxer, Murphy looks like when he&#8217;s running at me.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KsNI!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KsNI!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KsNI!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KsNI!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KsNI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KsNI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg" width="1456" height="1941" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1941,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:1834804,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;Murphy is a large brindle Boxer mix with a warm brown-and-black striped coat, a white chest and muzzle, soulful dark eyes, and a gentle expression as he looks up expectantly from a hardwood floor, his tail a blur from wagging. &quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.blindguycomedy.com/i/201899921?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="Murphy is a large brindle Boxer mix with a warm brown-and-black striped coat, a white chest and muzzle, soulful dark eyes, and a gentle expression as he looks up expectantly from a hardwood floor, his tail a blur from wagging. " title="Murphy is a large brindle Boxer mix with a warm brown-and-black striped coat, a white chest and muzzle, soulful dark eyes, and a gentle expression as he looks up expectantly from a hardwood floor, his tail a blur from wagging. " srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KsNI!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KsNI!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KsNI!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KsNI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24daa682-a321-42a6-ac68-4728a78e9f70_3024x4032.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"><em>A clearer view of Murphy is one of the many gifts eSight GO gives me.</em></figcaption></figure></div><p>And whenever I want I can look over and see my wife smile.</p><p>That alone was worth it. I would post a photo of my wife, but she wishes to stay behind the camera.</p><p>The moments that have surprised me most about wearing my glasses so far.</p><p>Cutting a steak. I know that sounds small, but I have never in my life been able to cut steak properly on my own. I am almost positive that if you ask anybody in the blind and low vision community, they will tell you that most of them eat steak with their hands because it's just easier. These glasses let me actually see what I&#8217;m doing with a knife and fork. That moment of independence at the dinner table? It hit differently than I expected. Side Note, I did not realize how vivid stirfry is. The vegetables pop with color, the sauce makes everything look golden. </p><p>Watching live comedy shows. I can sit in the crowd and actually see a comedian&#8217;s hands, face, and body. The physical performance that I&#8217;ve always been performing myself but could never fully witness from the audience side. example my comedian friend Jesse has this joke about comparing certain drugs to the broccoli bands, I never understood the joke until I was able to actually see him fold his body half ways on stage. Then it made the joke that much better, because I was able to understand it from a visual context point of view.</p><p>Attending plays. I can sit in what would normally be the worst seat in the house, zoom in on the stage, and follow along with what the actors are doing. Not perfectly but enough to be in it.</p><p>What I haven&#8217;t mastered yet but maybe one day in the future.</p><p>Reading is still a challenge. I&#8217;ve read Braille my entire life, and while I can read normal print fonts slowly with the glasses, anything in script or connected lettering is still a wall for me. Restaurant menus with fancy fonts? Still a guessing game.</p><p>Karaoke. I haven&#8217;t tried it yet, though honestly, if I&#8217;m staring at the screen the whole time, I&#8217;m not sure that counts as a performance.</p><p>And performing comedy on stage? I still don&#8217;t wear them up there. The one time I tried, I started focusing on the people who weren&#8217;t laughing, and that is a fast way to ruin your own show. So on stage, I remain the blind comedian. Some things work better in the dark.</p><p>Here&#8217;s where you come in.</p><p>If you have questions about the eSight GO glasses and how they work, what they cost, what it actually feels like to use them? I want to answer your questions. but here&#8217;s the deal. Subscribe to the Blind Guy Comedy Blog, leave your email and then drop your question in the comments below. Subscribers only. If you already subscribed before reading this blog then you are in. In the coming weeks I&#8217;ll be making videos answering your questions, grouping similar ones together so your question might show up alongside others who were wondering the same thing. This is a conversation, not a lecture. </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.blindguycomedy.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.blindguycomedy.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p>I&#8217;ve been performing comedy for almost a decade. My joy has always been sharing laughter. These glasses have given me something new to share, and the joy of actually being able to see the world I&#8217;ve been making jokes about. </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirts]]></title><description><![CDATA[All Your Blind Guy Comedy Shirts in One Place]]></description><link>https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/blind-guy-comedy-t-shirts</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.blindguycomedy.com/p/blind-guy-comedy-t-shirts</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[J_R Bjornson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 20:34:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CnNq!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac691d2d-4cbd-410c-8963-0b915f2eb7cd_1024x1536.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Important Update for Our U.S. Customers</p><p>Hello everyone,</p><p>It is with great sadness that I have to announce that, for the time being, Blind Guy Comedy will be pausing all T-shirt and merchandise orders to the United States due to the ongoing trade disagreement between Canada and the U.S.</p><p>My T-shirts are only $37 Canadian. Unfortunately, under the current tariff situation, sending a single shirt to the United States could mean approximately another $37 in additional costs, plus shipping.</p><p>Between you and me, that just isn&#8217;t worth it&#8212;for you, the customer, or for me, the blind comedian trying to mail you a T-shirt.</p><p>For that reason, please do not place an order if you currently live in the United States. If an order is placed, I unfortunately won&#8217;t be able to ship it until the situation changes, and your order would have to wait until Canada and the United States reach an agreement that makes shipping affordable again.</p><p>I sincerely apologize to my American supporters. I truly appreciate that you want to support Blind Guy Comedy, and I hope this pause is temporary.</p><p>Thank you for your understanding and continued support.</p><p>J.R. Bjornson</p><p>Blind Guy Comedy</p><p></p><p>Welcome to the Blind Guy Comedy Merch Shop! Here you will find direct links to purchase your Blind Guy Comedy gear to proudly wear. Become a super fan by buying your first Blind Guy shirts. <em><strong>All Blind Guy Comedy T-shirt orders are securely processed through Buy Me a Coffee. Clicking any Buy Now button will redirect you to our official Buy Me a Coffee store.</strong></em></p><p><strong>Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirt $37.99 CAD</strong></p><p><strong>(I Quit Going To The Gym Because I Wasn&#8217;t Seeing The Results)</strong></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CnNq!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac691d2d-4cbd-410c-8963-0b915f2eb7cd_1024x1536.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CnNq!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fac691d2d-4cbd-410c-8963-0b915f2eb7cd_1024x1536.png 424w, 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Blind Guy Comedy T-Shirt With Front facing logo and slogan that says, &#8220;I quit going to the gym because I wasn&#8217;t seeing the results. The #1 favourite joke of J.R. Bjornson and voted #1 by Red Deer&#8217;s Comedians. Always mentioned on stage at every show, because if you can&#8217;t make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? All BLINDGUYCOMEDY.COM T-shirts are pressed in house by J.R. Bjornson and CFO Sheena Bjornson. 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